Tyra Banks is on the cover of I Love You magazine, sporting what might be the most jarring eye makeup ever placed on the face of a major model. Maybe that’s why it’s called “The Wrong Issue.” She’s shot by Marcus Gaab and her hair and makeup is by Valente Frazier.

Express make-believe with your freckles!

Tyra adds author to her resume with the announcment of a series of three novels, ground-breakingly entitled “Modelland.”– Trya

Karolina Kurkova’s baby’s not tall enough, gets blocked by club doorman–New York Post

Kanye attempts to toss wrench in gear by expressing admiration for soon-to-be-wed model Lara Stone–Mirror

U.K. singer Pixie Lott covets Rihanna’s closet–Just Jared

“Too gay compared to what??” wonders artist/photographer Aaron Cobbett–Blogue

The title of M.I.A.’s new album is….confusing! NYMag

One of the big emerging shoe trends came into focus at the Kids’ Choice Awards, where celebs traded in complicated footwear for simple and classic pumps, preferable in nude tones. From left to right: Rihanna and Rosario Dawson, both of whom are wearing Brian Atwood, and Tyra Banks (whose shoes look about a size too big!).

All images from Wire. After the flip, Rihanna’s complete look, plus Zoe Saldana in Louboutin, Miranda Cosgrove in Pat Field X Keith Haring and Pixie Lott with a Chanel clutch.