Now that we’ve started doing this High Snobettiest Item of the Day, I know there are gonna be some days where I’m searching high and low and coming up with nada, but not today. Some times, like the Supreme Court definition of porn, you just know Snobettiest when you see it, and that, my friends, is the case with these amazing Gucci kicks.

^^Gucci creative director Frieda Giannini kicks down the door down and it’s game over! Look at ‘em and weep my U.S. and European sisters ’cause while they’re going on sale in August, you will only be able to buy them in Hong Knong and China.

David, our ever-thinking overlord, suggested that we highlight one item per day. Which I think is a good idea. At the very least it’ll keep me from wandering too far off our focus on product onto the dusty road of celebrity scandal and gossip, i.e. what RihRih and Kim Kardashian are wearing today, that attracts me like sugar to an ant.  

My first Snobettiest Item of the Day? I’m gonna start with these Fendi earrings.

^^They’d be available at Eluxury, except, natch, they’re sold out.

The quality of the image isn’t the best, but you get the idea. Imagine. While your friends are sporting their “Michelle” or “Destiny” or whoever big-hoop, personalized earrings, you enter the scene with these. Conversation over. And that’s what’s cool about Fendi. Of all the high-end labels, it’s the one with the most don’t-give-a-shit-attitude. It never had to try and be bad-ass, it was just born that way.