The Times quotes our girls at Valley in a timely (ahem) article on the Minx nails phenomenom. –New York Times

Kate got married in secret, no she didn’t, yes she did! –DailyMail

South Park’s “It’s A Jersey Thing” (see The Snooki raping Cartman after the flip) episode was a classic. –South Park Studios

Speaking of Jersey girls, New Jersey Fashion Week (NJFW) had its inaugral runway show last night and yep, some of the “The Real Houswives of NJ” were in attendance. –Fashionista

Apparently those nude photos of KimK from W were leaked by Perez, who was forced to take them down. –WWD

The Snooki after the flip.

Minx nail have arrived in the Beauty Bar department of  Paris’s Colette, featuring over 140 designs.  The trademark Colette polka-dots shown on the Minx nails on this page were tweeted by Colette creative director and buyer, Sarah, last week. Those lucky enough to be in Paris any time soon can make an appointment via beauty@colette.fr. Via Dasmarias.