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V Magazine Gaga Memo 7: Manicures

13 August 2012, 15.46 | Posted in Music, celebrity, nail art | 1 comment »

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After a quiet period for better or worse Lady Gaga is back on the scene, in this case writing her memos once again for V Magazine. This time she pontificates on the importance of manicures. Here are her six reasons for nail grooming (her caps, not mine):

SIX REASONS YOU SHOULD DO THIS:
1 HAVING A PERFECT MANICURE INSTANTLY MAKES YOU FEEL BEAUTIFUL AND CLEAN.
2 YOU’LL BE READY FOR SEX OR TO PUT A PENIS IN YOUR HAND.
3 IT’S A WAY FOR YOU TO EXPRESS YOURSELF (CAREFUL HOW YOU DO THAT).
4 IT FORCES YOU TO SEE THE IMPORTANCE OF MAKING TIME FOR YOURSELF.
5 IT BOOSTS YOUR SELF-ESTEEM EVERYDAY.
6 IT PROJECTS AN IMAGE OF SUCCESS, WHICH IS GOOD FOR BIZ.

Given her points no doubt Gaga is hoping to generate some conversation, but honestly I just cannot. To see a full-sized version of the image above click here.