For all you flip-flop-aholics, you know the drill, you wear them all summer and by July, you have those weird tan lines on your feet, which stand out whenever you’re wearing any non-thong footwear. If you alternate with these cute, two-toned Sanuk “Ibiza” flips-floops, voila, problem gone! It’s the same concept as alternating your bikinis so you can get as all over a tan as possible. Not that anyone does that anymore due to concerns about skin cancer, but shhhh, I promise I won’t tell about the many of you who still go for a summer tan! Lord knows any day now you’ll get sent to jail for that shizz!

One more color after the flip.

Can’t lie, readers. I’ve been feeling real testy lately. It’s personal business, but everything got aggravated yesterday when Samia and I visited the Sigerson Morrison boutique in SoHo, where I discovered that even though 40 percent of the shoes and bags in the store seemed personally made for me, even the purchase of one pair of sandals (forget the bags, which were so beautiful I almost collapsed!) would 100 percent kick my bank account’s ASS. So I did what any smart woman does and went shopping on-line until I found a pair of shoes I could afford. You are seeing them in the above-pictured Marc by Marc Jacob flip-flops. Could there be a person that could look at them and not feel a little happier?

Full profile after the flip.