Tod’s & Gwenynth Team Up Again

A few days back, David, the boss of this joint, sent a link detailing Tod’s renewed partnership with Gwyneth Paltrow. Now Gwynnie has always been enjoyable to make fun of, though after the launch of her “nourishing the inner aspect” newsletter Goop, it’s become a little like making jokes about Williamsberg hipsters–too easy and done to death. So I figured I’d search YouTube and see if I could find the Tod’s video so I could embed it here and leave it at that. Instead I stumbled upon a Gwyneth interview with Alan Cumming in which she reaches new heights of twerpy self-obsessiveness. Watch as the poor girl nearly has a breakdown after eating her fourth french fry. I swear I’m not lying. You have to watch.