Shiney Red Keds-like Kicks!

Since the whole ponzi scheme that I always said Wall Street was finally blew up in everyone’s faces, retailers are freaked out beyond belief and only carrying the most basic of shit. Fortunately online retailers are hanging tough and still offering shoes in colors other than black and brown. Case in point these Keds-inspired shoes by Rubber Duck

Available at 80sPurple for just 42 bills

(Sorry for the sideways image, but I’m trying to avoid getting three different lectures which basically translate to: "Oh my god!! The image is the too long!!! Jeezus, what is wrong with you??? Are you THAT retarded?")