Mundi “Pants”: Only Men w/ Massive Balls Need Apply

Welcome Hunters is one of my favorite sites to check for cutting edge and avante garde fashion. Whilst there just now, I figured I’d check out the unisex section ’cause a lot of times the stuff that guys wear work for us ladies, too. And that’s where I came across these Mundi quote-unquote-PANTS(!!)

^^So much power to the man who could wear these and somehow pull them off. I love you forever already. However, if you don’t have balls the size of Hugo Chavez, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin’s balls all combined, then don’t even try it. Mobs wielding pitchforks and torches will emerge not long after you leave your house and the end of your life will follow shortly thereafter.