Marc Jacobs Snakeskin Clutch: Special Item

Samia hipped me up to the fact that Marc Jacobs lovers who want a fix, but can’t afford his expensive stuff, can buy relatively low-priced "Special Items," the catch being they’re only sold at his stores. There you can get your hands on all sorts of things priced $30 and under. This snakeskin purse aint under $30, however. (Nice try, but you should know better!) It’s actually $189 and you are free to buy it for me as an early X-mas gift.

The cheapest thing is a $5 plastic key loop. It’d be a great stocking stuffer except that who over the age of 12 has a stocking?